Go the F**k to SleepPosted: May 11, 2011
For all parents. I just found the Funniest. Book. Ever. I promise.
I wanted a pull quote to share, and was tempted just to quote the whole thing, but I won’t want to ruin it for you.
> The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
> And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
> I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
> Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
**Update: The book that was posted above has been removed at the request of the author. Everyone is encouraged to [buy the book at Amazon](http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255).**